49050044 2011-3-31 20:41
床上泡妞全过程[50P]
我原来是个优秀的学生，就是做错了一件事，改变我的一生。那时是无聊就在床上上网泡妞……
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/01.jpg[/img]
后来我泡到一个MM，她说她是个车模！
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/02.jpg[/img]
我好高兴！真想马上见到她！
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/03.jpg[/img]
她说她公司这几天有个车展，要等几天
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/04.jpg[/img]
在她不在的几天里，我继续泡着别的MM，连吃饭都在床上搞定了！
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/05.jpg[/img]
有一天，我正在床上泡妞，那个车模美女找到了我，说要见我……
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/06.jpg[/img]
还给我发了封情书，呵呵，真浪漫呀！
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/07.jpg[/img]
我们约好了去她家见面！
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/08.jpg[/img]
于是，我开着我的明车去了……
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/09.jpg[/img]
真倒霉，中途还除了车祸！倒霉的事还在后面…
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/10.jpg[/img]
刚到她家，就被她家狗狗咬了一口！
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/11.jpg[/img]
她急忙跑过来救了我，呵呵，我还看到她的…真是因祸得福呀！
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/12.jpg[/img]
于是我们恋爱了
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/13.jpg[/img]
我们经常去郊外划船
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/14.jpg[/img]
去烧烤，还遇到了她的妈妈！
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/15.jpg[/img]
于是我们3个人就一起吃了一顿
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/16.jpg[/img]
我们还经常去海边玩，我们的朋友老是玩些恶搞的事
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/17.jpg[/img]
我们用相机把那快乐的瞬间保留了下来
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/18.jpg[/img]
有一次游泳遇到了鲨鱼，差点没丢了小命。多亏我游得快呀！
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/19.jpg[/img]
朋友还是玩着恶搞的事，还给我做了个胸罩
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/20.jpg[/img]
还把我的女朋友也藏了起来！
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/21.jpg[/img]
晚上我们一起去跳舞
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/22.jpg[/img]
还穿了我们新买的情侣装
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/23.jpg[/img]
有一天，很突然，她非要逼着我和他结婚！
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/24.jpg[/img]
我没有钱结婚，真想劫了！
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/25.jpg[/img]
没办法，结婚那天我就这样去接的她
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/26.jpg[/img]
不过她还是很高兴！
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/27.jpg[/img]
可是我却腿软了，真不想结婚，就要告别我快乐的单身生活了！
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/28.jpg[/img]
婚礼上还有MM诱惑我……告别了我快乐的单身生活
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/29.jpg[/img]
可她却得意的忘了形
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/30.jpg[/img]
~我的朋友也祝福了我们
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/31.jpg[/img]
还去狂闹了洞房
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/32.jpg[/img]
她也很激动，看来痛苦的只有我一个人了
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/33.jpg[/img]
有一天，我在街上偷看MM，叫她看见了
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/34.jpg[/img]
她就打我……
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/35.jpg[/img]
还把我绑在树上，还好，我被朋友救了。
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/36.jpg[/img]
我也真想把她也绑在树上，唉，算了，谁叫我们是男人呢，就让着她们吧。
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/37.jpg[/img]
每天我都下厨做好多好吃的
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/38.jpg[/img]
家务也是我来做，她从来不做…
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/39.jpg[/img]
还叫我给她擦鞋！
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/40.jpg[/img]
她每天就知道照镜子，臭美！
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/41.jpg[/img]
那天，她告诉我她怀孕了，我好高兴。
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/42.jpg[/img]
我们生了一个可爱的宝宝。就是不听话！
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/43.jpg[/img]
因为，她从小就没有教育好宝宝，还教些坏的行为
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/44.jpg[/img]
看看有这么洗手的吗！
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/45.jpg[/img]
还乱吃东西…
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/46.jpg[/img]
也要学上网泡妞了！
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/47.jpg[/img]
我气的每天都喝醉
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/48.jpg[/img]
在痛苦中生活着
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/49.jpg[/img]
有一天，我终于想明白了，找警 察把她抓走了。朋友们你们可不要象我一样在“床上泡妞”呀，要不后悔都来不及了！
[img]http://mat1.qq.com/joke/images/joke/200611/30/chuanshang/50.jpg[/img]
独看夕阳 2011-3-31 20:49
呵呵，要搜集这些照片也不容易，还要配词，虽然有一些图片都看过，但是还是要支持一下。
wm111 2011-3-31 21:29
很有才的楼主，找这些图花了不少时间吧:excellence
天涯断肠人 2011-3-31 21:47
楼主相当的有才啊，牛逼的楼主，这些图那里搞来的，凑的很符合题意啊
mokalo 2011-3-31 21:54
很多图片都在网上见过，但是要把他们全都穿成一个完整的故事，还要有合理的情节，那可就真是考验真功夫的时候了，楼主，你很厉害！
yw777 2011-3-31 22:05
说句实话，图片都挺有意思的，不过楼主非要加上故事的话，不是很有趣，不过却是很累。
44526155 2011-3-31 22:26
强淫啊 能找到这些图 再连贯成一个故事 确实很不容易了 楼主辛苦
pingjinga 2011-3-31 23:16
这番编辑的苦功夫，不得不感叹太强大了！佩服呀！
illtiger999 2011-3-31 23:20
我向来是很佩服这种能把哪也不挨哪的图片攒成一个故事的能力的!
watch_for 2011-3-31 23:27
呵呵，楼主的配词不错，和图片蛮配的，辛苦了
xixik8k8 2011-3-31 23:27
楼主能把这些搞笑图片串起来 真的很有才，已经很不错了，要是故事再有创意点就跟完美了！支持楼主！
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